The Black Tai Affair

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What The Black Tai Affair has done in 2008

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Why I admire Kanard

I admire her intelligence, compassion, sense of humor. Why if I were that funny, and taller, and more athletic, had a rubber face, straight teeth, then I might be Jim Carrey. But I don’t, so I’m not. It’s so sad.

Why I want to meet Chewingfoil is sorry

I want to know if she saw the episode where he says, “I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.”

Then maybe I can sing her a Tony Bennett song without kd lang.

Why I want to meet YouDontKnowMe

So I can sing her a Barry Manilow song.

Why I admire urbangypsy

I thought that I had had it rough. My mistake.

What I see is perseverence, tenacity, selflessness and compassion.

She truly is classy and caring…

A story about Somebody in Texas Loves Me

Well, I had just started my job at Ben & Jerry’s. I had been there about an hour when Texas came in. She looked so pretty in that summer dress. She order rum and raisin on a single cone. I got her the cone. I didn’t say much. I was way too nervous. She paid with exact change and then left. I got fired about 2 minutes later because I sneezed in the ice cream. I think I’m allergic to her perfume.

Why I want to meet Somebody in Texas Loves Me

Ok, ummm like its becuz she is like so beeeoootifulll and like ummm she has nice eyes and ummm (I’m so nrevous my sweating hands are makeing the keebored slippery) and like ummm she has nice lips. (Whoa! I said it. I didn’t think I could.) Yeah. woo hoo.
Yeah.
[tee hee]

Why I want to meet dromedarymuppet

Wow! What an attitude toward life…
I would love to find out more about her trip/odyssey to make a difference in the lives of others in India.
I dream of doing something similar in Haiti or Dominican Republic…

Why I want to meet Rouenpucelle

She has nice shoes.


The world wants to meet…

~**~mmm ~**~ Shunryu Suzuki Taye Diggs tonieovshields i_love_pete_wentz lunachi Lu Xun gochess funnyfire15 Cat wants to meet TheUniversalCynic Jesus of Nazareth Robert "Bobby " James Fischer le_mous - ..you know that part in "Alien" when the girl makes that weird "Ahh, god!" noise? wants to meet wembleyheads Edward Norton Andy Griffith Mikey Powell Daniel Radcliffe Jo Orlando Bloom Lotus seekingosiris Mel Gibson Bono paulmainor Sandy Parker Tiffany Smith David Brin